1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,925 HULU PRESENTS 2 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:11,011 A HULU ORIGINAL 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,225 [♪ "Die a Million Times" plays by IAN SWEET] 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:21,396 ♪♪ 5 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:33,116 ♪♪ 6 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,373 ♪♪ 7 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:45,837 ♪♪ 8 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,427 ♪♪ 9 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:58,225 [♪ music fades] 10 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,936 Hey, where am I? Hey, what time is it? 11 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,688 Hey, we're at my house. 12 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,233 -It's 6:15. -That? 13 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,277 I wasn't planning on staying all night. 14 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,363 [sighs] Sorry. Two seconds hugged 15 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,490 and you fell asleep. You looked very calm. 16 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,535 -I didn't want to wake you up. -Did I sleep six hours? Who does that? 17 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,120 I haven't slept that much since my ligament surgery. 18 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,747 Yeah, and Davis lives on the other side from the hallway, so hurry up. 19 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,250 That? Uh, well, yes, uh... 20 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,085 [AJ] He leaves early. Hurry up. 21 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,170 [♪ upbeat music plays] 22 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,842 -Good morning. -Hello. 23 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,636 Is anyone else getting up early in the building? 24 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,096 Yes. 25 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,687 Hey, how do you know Abby? 26 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:45,939 I don't know her. 27 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,860 [♪ upbeat music plays] 28 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,237 [♪ electronic animated music plays] 29 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,950 [♪ jazz music plays] 30 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,209 -Hello, Elena. -[Elena] [on phone] Hello. 31 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,046 I think I left my glasses in your apartment. 32 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,715 -Can you look? -Your glasses? Clear. 33 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,884 That reminds me that Either I am myopic or I am farsighted. 34 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:17,012 I have to get my eyes checked. Hey, hey, I have to cut. 35 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,723 Wow. Running errands for your girl? 36 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,725 -Dominated, huh? -I think so. 37 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,477 You know, I really like it. 38 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,854 I am very excited to pass the election season with her. 39 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:28,565 -Mm. -And, speaking of that, 40 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,983 How are things with AJ? 41 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,194 I'm trying to take a step back and focus on myself. 42 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,154 It's great, friend. I'm proud of you. 43 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,364 I'm also proud of myself. 44 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,865 Yes, I was walking for his hometown 45 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,950 on Google Maps Street View at 3 in the morning 46 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,952 and I thought, "What are you doing?" 47 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,162 Why do you ask? 48 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,373 No reason. 49 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,457 [teenager 1] Hey, sons of bitches, 50 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,042 Welcome to the Thunderdome. 51 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,377 [teenager 2] I already had four Mountain Dews 52 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,545 and I'm ready to beat them up. 53 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,631 Anyway, losers. Enjoy your refreshment. 54 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,675 At least we're old enough to drink. 55 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,301 Hey, could you turn the volume down? 56 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,512 I try to memorize the lines for my acting class tomorrow. 57 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,139 [teenager 2] I have to turn on the candles in the church in six hours, 58 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,475 But you don't hear me complain, bitch. 59 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,227 -Okay, I'm going to turn off the TV. -No, don't do it! 60 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,853 -We'll put on headphones. -[Kel] Thank you. 61 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,316 [gunshots muffled] 62 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,776 Eat metal, Aiden! 63 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,736 We'll kick their asses! back to kindergarten! 64 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:16,113 [Kel] Until here. It's over. 65 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,698 -I take the TV to my room. -[Davis] No, no, no, no. 66 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,032 -We will be good, we promise. -[Josh] Please, Kel. 67 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,492 We will finish in three hours, I promise. 68 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,703 -Three hours? -Five, maximum. 69 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,580 Incredible. 70 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,166 [Anupam] [on computer] Well, for your biography, we have: 71 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,962 "Abby Chilukuri is a stylist emerging, dynamic and talented, 72 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,131 -based in New York. -Damn, Anupam. 73 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,091 You make me sound very accomplished. 74 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,552 I just reread the words that you wrote for yourself. 75 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,930 Now please send again the images you want to include. 76 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,223 I only received two. 77 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,392 They are just those. 78 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,602 Maybe I should change "celebrity stylist" 79 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,312 for "aspiring stylist" of celebrities"? 80 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,273 Well let's not stop in the details. 81 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,400 Make it look good and send me a link when you're done. 82 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,112 -Hey! You're still awake. -Wait, were you with Bill again? 83 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,697 There are four nights this week. 84 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,074 Actually five, if we count 85 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,785 who fell asleep accidentally in my bed last night. 86 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,579 Look at you. And I thought you said 87 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,165 -that you wouldn't go out with anyone from work. -I know. 88 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,626 But that was before I realized that Bill could be my man. 89 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,504 Wow, I've never heard of you talk like that about anyone. 90 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,630 Well, tell me about your date. 91 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,424 Did they go to a fancy restaurant? 92 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,926 Are there leftovers? God, I love free food. 93 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,888 We didn't actually go out to dinner. We had something at his house. 94 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,681 Ah! Good. 95 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:28,435 So, it's more like... like chance encounters. 96 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,937 -No, we're dating. -[inhales deeply] 97 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,648 What? Just say it. 98 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,695 I love that Bill is your man. 99 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,614 But if they are dating, 100 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,532 don't you think they should go out together somewhere? 101 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,953 Well, I understand, uh, that It's something unconventional, 102 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:50,373 but it has its nuances due to our circumstances. 103 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,584 And I understand that you don't understand it. 104 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:55,086 But it's working very good for us. 105 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,047 So, it's great. 106 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,757 Very good. Good night. 107 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,679 [♪ bossa nova music plays] 108 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,562 [door opens] 109 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,439 -Hello. -[door closes] 110 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,650 -[Davis] Hello. -Well, I hope you're happy. 111 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,401 They made me unable to sleep, and I was so tired 112 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,654 -that I fell asleep in class. -[keys jingling] 113 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,448 -And is it that big of a deal? -Yeah. My partner was Madea, 114 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:26,034 and said he had killed our children, and I was paralyzed. 115 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,786 And who ate my food? 116 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,539 Hey, I ate a piece. Alright? 117 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,123 A piece? I had... I had five meals prepared, 118 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,292 -and there is none anymore. -Well, I only ate one. 119 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,711 I accidentally left the others out, and they were ruined. 120 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:40,215 Man, it was going to be lunches for school all week. 121 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,343 Wow, buddy, you're so whiny. What's the matter? 122 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,221 We can't stay awake playing all night, having fun, 123 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,973 eating and drinking everything we want. 124 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,808 Hey, why can't we do any of that? 125 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,518 You describe a wonderful life. 126 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,270 [Josh] Look, we're sorry about last night, 127 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,813 but our jobs They are very stressful. 128 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,190 And on Fridays, we need Let's vent a little. 129 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,234 -[Davis] Yes. -My life is also stressful. 130 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:01,945 That? 131 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,155 It's, it's different. 132 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,949 -As? -[Josh] I work at the news show 133 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,701 most prestigious in the country. 134 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,538 Journalism is dying and I fight on the front lines for the truth. 135 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,832 Yes, and Fisher Stassen is the engine 136 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,292 of the global economy. 137 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,503 I'm also on the front line. 138 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,589 So what they say is that your things are important 139 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,257 and mine are stupid. 140 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,969 I mean, Kel, you're a substitute teacher. 141 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,138 what makes a camp performance on weekends. 142 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,724 It's not that. It is a study of scenes. 143 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,143 And they didn't treat me like that when I was a medical student. 144 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,228 Yes, because you were going to be a doctor, 145 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,647 that it is, that is, noble and things like that. 146 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,524 [snorts] Oh my God. 147 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,735 14 year old girls The ones I teach were right. 148 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,987 -Hey? About what? -About men. 149 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,822 You gave me nothing more than condescending explanations 150 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,325 and they manipulated me to make me believe that I am worthless. 151 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,702 And I had to be in my total fantasy so as not to see it before. 152 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:54,080 -What are you saying? -It's like talking to my little sister. 153 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,708 What I say is They think I'm a joke. 154 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,168 They don't respect me. 155 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,088 Leave. 156 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,760 -[door opens, door slams] -[snorts] 157 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,219 Actors, right? 158 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,138 They are all like that. 159 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,224 [♪ upbeat music plays] 160 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,902 ♪♪ 161 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:29,366 ♪♪ 162 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,327 [people talking] 163 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,545 [clears throat] Oh, hello. 164 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,507 Austin? 165 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,009 Austin. 166 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,972 [chuckles] This is awkward. 167 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:55,684 -Hey, Abby, this is Stella. -[giggles] Hello. 168 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:59,145 Well, I'll see if B.J. Novak It has more chocolate with mushrooms. 169 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,818 [Abby] I got your message. 170 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,613 I'm very sorry that you had to see that. 171 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,825 I hope I didn't do it to you feel uncomfortable. 172 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,909 No not at all. 173 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,078 What's happening? 174 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,621 I got a great campaign, 175 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,915 -and I hope you are my stylist. -My God! 176 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,835 For whom? Dior, Balenciaga, Thom Browne? 177 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,795 No. For ketamine. 178 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,964 -The drug? -Uh-huh. 179 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,091 It's a public service announcement against ketamine 180 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,551 -for the Ad Council. -Mm. 181 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,969 -Do you want to do it? -Yeah! 182 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,472 Oh my goodness, of course! Thank you. Thanks a lot. 183 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,936 You know, I can ask Stella let it go 184 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,355 No, it will not be necessary. 185 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,277 [sighs] I guess B.J. Novak left. 186 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,946 has a reading of a book in the morning. 187 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,531 Well, I'm leaving. 188 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,742 Austin, thank you very much. 189 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,036 Stella, I hope you find the drugs you are looking for. 190 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:57,871 Oh. Thank you! 191 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,422 Which of these outfits Does it make you want to use ketamine? 192 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,007 And more importantly, which one isn't? 193 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,177 Uh, well, the purple one? 194 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,511 -[Abby] Mm. -Don't know. 195 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,846 He had never used drugs before. 196 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,306 I think I would like them too much. 197 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,391 -[giggles] -[knocking on the door] 198 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,436 [Kel sighs] 199 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:22,771 -Hello. -Hello. 200 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,856 -I have an order. -Did you stay outside? 201 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,900 Because I lost your spare key a long time ago. 202 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,402 No, no, no, that's not it, huh... 203 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,447 I had an argument a while ago with Davis and Josh. 204 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,531 I can't stay there anymore. 205 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,075 By any chance, can I stay here 206 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,659 -until I find something? -[Abby] Why? 207 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,328 -Your family lives in the city. -Yeah. 208 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,038 But... but they don't talk to me. 209 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,291 As I listen to myself it seems that everyone in my life hates me. 210 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,043 [giggles] But I'm normal, I swear. 211 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,669 It's very sad. 212 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,213 -[soft] So sad. -I can hear them. 213 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,631 But they're right, it is. 214 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,300 Look, you won't even notice that I am here. 215 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,136 I... I'm going to sleep early, I collaborate with the rent. 216 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,472 What do you think? 217 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,433 I am always at work or... 218 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,228 doing other things, so it doesn't bother me. 219 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,856 Good. You can sleep on the couch. 220 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,316 And the kitchen sink is yours. 221 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,818 I understand. Thank you. 222 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,237 Comrades! [giggles] 223 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,743 [♪ upbeat music plays] 224 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,915 [dog barking] 225 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,504 Ahh... 226 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,506 [bangs of dishes] 227 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,633 [sighs] I almost did it. 228 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,969 Hey, is Kel going to stay? about the girls? 229 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,303 What a bummer. 230 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,764 I mean, now we share the income in equal parts? 231 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,725 Rent? Are you worried about rent? Look at this place. 232 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,561 What if we have another emergency in the apartment? 233 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,896 Kel is responsible, I am a bon vivant 234 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,648 and you are immature. 235 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,233 An emergency in the apartment? 236 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,193 -What are you talking about? -Don't know. 237 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,696 Like, another fire? Or worse, an intruder? 238 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,823 -I can take care of an intruder. -You? 239 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,908 If someone has to fight against an intruder, 240 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,493 Obviously it will have to be me. 241 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,579 Come on, I could pin you down in six seconds. 242 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,372 I could immobilize you in six seconds. 243 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,794 -Very well, do it. -You didn't give me a fair start! 244 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,630 -Ah! -I'm winning, friend. 245 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,798 No, I'm winning! 246 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,593 Are you trying to bite me? That is not allowed. 247 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,219 Why do your hands are they so soft? 248 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,804 I use night cream, caveman! 249 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,724 [Josh complaining] 250 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,602 Ah! Dude, my back! 251 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,229 [continues complaining] 252 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,023 Maybe we should get an alarm. 253 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,733 More coffee? 254 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,735 -Thank you so much. -You are welcome. 255 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,362 and thanks for doing these incredible penises, Kel. 256 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,073 -Did you sleep well? -Ah, wow, yes. 257 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,784 The sofa is very comfortable, and there are no crumbs in the slots. 258 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,411 We vacuum once a week. 259 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,955 -Do you have a vacuum cleaner? -We have two. 260 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,373 [giggles] 261 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,293 -What is this place? -An idiot-free zone. 262 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:58,134 [♪ "On Division St" by Nation of Language ringing in showroom] 263 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,136 Hello. Abby Chilukuri. 264 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,055 I'm here for Austin Blanchett. 265 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,098 will do a great campaign for ketamine. 266 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,059 It's fantastic. I love ketamine. 267 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,353 [man] Are you Austin Blanchett's stylist? 268 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,313 It just can't be! My God! 269 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,106 Nicky Campbell, I... I love you. 270 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,234 I'm obsessed with your fashion reviews. 271 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,569 -I'm Abby, by the way. -So you are responsible 272 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,446 -Austin's change of style? -[giggles] 273 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,198 He has shown a better look after another. 274 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,909 That means everything coming from you. 275 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,494 Yes, it's true. 276 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,870 You know, we have a group chat 277 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,413 for people of color in fashion. 278 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,957 I am a person of color in fashion. 279 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,417 -I'll add you to the group. -Be quiet. 280 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,877 Never. 281 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,170 [giggles] 282 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,715 [ambient street noise] 283 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,303 -[Josh] Hello. -Hello. 284 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,764 -Did you remember my glasses? -That? Curse. 285 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,057 No, I forgot. 286 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,767 With all the Kel drama, I completely forgot. 287 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,394 It's okay, I'll just keep working. 288 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,770 with my prescription glasses. 289 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,398 I mean, yes, Kel, I don't wash the dishes 290 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,984 but it's because I contribute in other ways. 291 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,696 For example, I ask for toilet paper on my family's Amazon account. 292 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,489 Clear. [giggles] 293 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,825 Well, I have good news. 294 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,993 Yeah? Damn! 295 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,869 Sorry. Davis ruined my back, 296 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,705 and the pain spreads from the butt to the neck. 297 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,081 I need to lie down on the floor. 298 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,208 [complaining] 299 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,295 [♪ groovy music plays] 300 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,760 Davis, I can't help but notice in your sad little mustache. 301 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,763 My partner moved and took our knife. 302 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,974 That's why I never ask about his personal life. 303 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,268 [phone bell] 304 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,895 -[Bill] Will I see you tonight? -[AJ] Yes. 305 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,272 -[message whistle] -[Davis] How are you? 306 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,316 -Who? -Kel. 307 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,609 Oh, okay. He made us muffins. 308 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,028 Their famous Monday rolls? 309 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,030 -Uh-huh. -Well, don't get used to it, 310 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,991 because he will leave them as long as they don't do anything. 311 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,452 I repeat, we do not need to know nothing about your personal life. 312 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,620 I'll give you money for a knife. 313 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,499 I don't remember what brand Kel buys us. 314 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,003 -[typing] -Oh, wow. 315 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,424 -Here it is. -Oh, great. 316 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,093 Could you bag them and put them on the counter? 317 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,679 No. And you are no longer welcome here. 318 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,389 Vanessa told me everything. 319 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,932 I've known her since Parsons. 320 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,226 We both dated Jim Parsons when we were at RISD. 321 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,104 -Eh, but... -Loyalty is nothing to you, 322 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,481 but yes for me. 323 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,940 Please go. 324 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,660 -[phone clicks] -Eh... [giggles] 325 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,579 Can I at least stay in the group chat? 326 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,248 Well, you'll be in it. 327 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,334 -But not in the way you want. -[phone clicks] 328 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,419 [phone whistle] 329 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,550 [♪ jazz music plays] 330 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,848 Oh wow. 331 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:55,436 I'm so tired that I barely I can keep my eyes open. 332 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,897 Ah, wow, hey, hey, hey. Are you OK? 333 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,399 Why are you so tired? 334 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,692 Damn, you don't have mononucleosis, right? 335 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,154 No, your bed is very comfortable. 336 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,532 It must be wonderful wake up in it every day. 337 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,616 Oh. 338 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,744 Don't know. It only came with the apartment. 339 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,665 So should I... 340 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,584 call a car or...? 341 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,711 No. No, please. 342 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,758 I'll call you one. 343 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,595 rest there until it arrives. 344 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,062 [sighs deeply] 345 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,568 [plates bang] 346 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,862 [chuckles] Damn, what did they do those dishes to make you angry? 347 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,239 Oh, I had a crappy day. 348 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,158 Well you're going to wake up to the entire building. 349 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,617 Let me help you. 350 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,287 -You're sure? -Yes of course. 351 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,833 [♪ seductive music plays] 352 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,926 You are very considerate. [laughs softly] 353 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,804 Hey, are you dating anyone? 354 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016 No, no, not at this moment. 355 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,020 Because I have the perfect person for you. Her name is Liza. 356 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,606 She's crazy, but it seems that the boys They think it's worth it. 357 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,359 Hey, thanks, Abby, but I think that I can find someone alone. 358 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,571 -[door opens and closes] -[steps approaching] 359 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,032 Hello. 360 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,075 Hello! You arrived. 361 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,994 Uh, yeah. 362 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:39,540 Great, well, there are leftovers in the refrigerator in case you're hungry. 363 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,542 Fine, thanks. 364 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,170 -Clear. Good night. -Good night. 365 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,464 [door opens and closes] 366 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,632 Kel! 367 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,135 [slowly] What the hell was that? 368 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,553 Don't you like leftovers? 369 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,013 No, I love leftovers. 370 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:57,016 What was that tone in "Ah, you arrived"? 371 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,809 -Was there a tone? -Yes, Kel, 372 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,561 and the tone was judgmental. 373 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:04,440 And I'm sick of it judge me and my relationship. 374 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,900 Yes, did he mention that you were dating someone? 375 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,193 Always assume the worst, 376 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,362 and now it's in my head, making me paranoid. 377 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,530 Why is it like this? 378 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,659 That's, uh, crazy. Friends should support each other. 379 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,662 Exactly, thank you. You understand. 380 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,707 Well, I'm... I'm going to get ready to go to bed. [giggles] 381 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:25,920 Good talk. 382 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464 Hey... there's me. 383 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,927 [slowly] I can't believe AJ arrived late again. 384 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,388 This guy won't even let her stay overnight. 385 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,098 How can she not see that he is using her? 386 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,975 Look, I know she's upset with me, 387 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,477 but I try to help her to make good decisions. 388 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,689 Completely. Friends should support each other. 389 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,274 Yes, thanks! 390 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,441 You understand me. 391 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,111 [door closes] 392 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,364 [sighs] 393 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,827 [ambient street noise] 394 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,912 -[employee 1] They are great. -[employee 2] They brought them this morning. 395 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,456 [employees chatting] 396 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,041 Donut holes? Oh. 397 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,586 [chuckles] Yeah. People love them. these things, right? 398 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,796 When I got to them, They were almost finished. 399 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,757 What is the reason? Do we receive another Peabody Award nomination? 400 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,843 No. They are for Elena's last day. 401 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,512 Last day? 402 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,017 Elena. 403 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,811 -Are you leaving the program? -Yes, they promoted me. 404 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,232 I am the new Associate Manager of Content and Acquisitions. 405 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,067 That? It's a corporate job. 406 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,862 As? And why? 407 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,239 I realized that here there is no room to grow 408 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,117 so I asked your dad to intercede for me. 409 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,535 That? Did you use my dad? 410 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,828 You used your dad too. 411 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,246 Also, when I met him, 412 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,332 he said to tell him if I needed something. 413 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,293 -And I needed something. -I mean, I respect your move. 414 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,794 He's actually very smart. 415 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,422 I wish you hadn't hidden it from me. 416 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,675 I tried to tell you, but you were too busy talking about you. 417 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,678 a lot of things happen to me with my partner. 418 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,640 And I have another news. 419 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,893 Davis lost my shoehorn. 420 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,436 Josh. 421 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,440 Okay, I understand. 422 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:11,984 I'm sorry. 423 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,195 Can I invite you to dinner to celebrate it? 424 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,447 I don't believe it. [giggles] 425 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,324 Hey, it's been fun, 426 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,576 but my new position It's a little more managerial, 427 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,204 and I don't think I'll leave With an assistant it looks very good. 428 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,875 [clucks his tongue] See you...see you around. 429 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,046 [door closes] 430 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:39,011 It all adds up to $27,329. 431 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,430 Wow. What a great number. 432 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,599 Do you want to open a store card to get a 5% discount? 433 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,850 Yeah! 434 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,520 Wow, no one had said yes to that before. 435 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,733 Also, I love all of these pieces. and I plan to keep them 436 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,276 as relics for my children. 437 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,654 But hey, what is it? your return policy? 438 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,197 We accept returns within 30 days. 439 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,116 Unused. 440 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,661 Brilliant. 441 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,746 [school bell rings] 442 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,791 [phone bell] 443 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,292 [Abby] A reminder. 444 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,129 Whoever gets home last, lock the door. 445 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,214 -[phone bell] -[AJ] Abby's message 446 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,507 It was clearly for me. 447 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,384 [message whistle] 448 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,886 [Abby] Thumbs up? Too passive-aggressive? 449 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,474 [Kel] [softly] Hey, hey. 450 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,934 Can anyone tell me what's going on here? 451 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,477 What's wrong thumbs up? 452 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,855 Thumbs up in a message It's very bad. 453 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,189 -It's violent. -[Kel] What? 454 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,108 Because? Doesn't it mean: "Okay, okay"? 455 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,361 No, thumbs up means: "I hate you. I hope you die." 456 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,988 [Sarah] A heart means: "Okay." 457 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,449 It is the only acceptable reaction. 458 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,409 [Beth] There is a lot of subtext here. 459 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,078 It is evident that the girls of this chain are going through something serious. 460 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,956 Sorry, I couldn't help but listen. 461 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,125 But I always think that You can't go wrong with a "haha." 462 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,334 -[Kel] Yes, it's fun. -[Kate] Right? 463 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,419 To keep it light? 464 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,795 Idiots. 465 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,716 Did you... did you call us idiots? 466 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,510 Yes. And the worst thing is that we cannot tell it to her. 467 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,054 -Mm. -What happened to the youth? 468 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,765 [both laugh] 469 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,438 And Kel always says: "Drink water, Davis. 470 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,856 Eat vegetables, Davis." 471 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,066 Well guess what? I haven't had a sip of water 472 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,068 I didn't even eat a vegetable Since last Friday, 473 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,695 -and I'm fine! -[phone bell] 474 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,364 [♪ soft music plays] 475 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,118 [Bill] Come tonight. 476 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,673 Can you give me some meatballs and a bag of potatoes? 477 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,759 -Yes of course. -Thank you. 478 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,054 Hello. Chicken Caesar Salad. 479 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,348 -No cheese, no dressing, no croutons -[salesperson] Yes, of course. 480 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,562 Did you order meatballs? with a white shirt on? 481 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,772 That's brave. 482 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,024 I zip up of the coat up while I eat. 483 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,236 Is everything all right? 484 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,529 You ignored my message. 485 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,164 I would like to see you beyond just for sex. 486 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,917 We spend 80 hours a week together at work. 487 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,086 I don't think it's possible see each other more time. 488 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,295 I don't mean that. 489 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,256 I understand that this must be a secret for now. 490 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,758 But if we're dating, I want a real date. 491 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,719 How to go to eat at a restaurant or that we spend the night together. 492 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,973 And if it is not possible, I have no problem with us breaking up, 493 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,725 but it's a shame because I really like you. 494 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,521 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look for a place to eat 495 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,565 where the pigeons Don't take the meatballs out of me. 496 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,651 [♪ soft music plays] 497 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,494 [utensils banging] 498 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,664 [Josh] I love strong women and ambitious that leave their mark. 499 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,000 So it seems good to me for Elena to get a job. 500 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,043 But how can it imply that I am egocentric? 501 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,420 [with mouth full] It's crazy. 502 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,505 Hey, can you take out the trash? 503 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,757 I smell the smells a lot That's why it's difficult for me. 504 00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,342 I've been pulling the bags out the window 505 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:06,468 to the container down there. 506 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,387 -It's like Dude Perfect. -Ah. 507 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,514 -Brilliant. -[spoon hit] 508 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,266 [garbage bag rustling] 509 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,976 [Josh] This remote control is sticky. 510 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,477 I feel like it wasn't always like this. 511 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,022 -Davis! -[glass breaking] 512 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,690 -For three! -[window closing] 513 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,817 [dog barking] 514 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,319 Wait, why didn't you put Big on yet? 515 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,696 -We won't look at Big. - Because? 516 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,865 Because it's about a woman of more than 30 517 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,117 who sleeps with a boy in the body of Tom Hanks. 518 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,744 Only a pervert would think of that. 519 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,162 It's about the importance to face the world 520 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,747 -with childish amazement. -That? 521 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,540 Until the end, Elizabeth Perkins says: 522 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,334 "My God, what did I do?" 523 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,503 Oh my god, you ruin everything! No wonder Elena left you. 524 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,923 You envy me. 525 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,634 I would never be envious of those muscles! [growling] 526 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,260 If you stretch this cardigan, I will kill you. 527 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,970 I should have thrown it away too! out the window! 528 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,347 -[both grunting] -[door opens] 529 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,474 [Antoine] I invoke my rights as owner. 530 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,142 What is happening here? 531 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,019 Why do they throw garbage through the window? 532 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,646 I just got hit on the head with the heel 533 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,064 of a French bread pizza. 534 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,274 That was Josh. I had a jar of old sauce for dinner. 535 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,027 Be quiet! fix your things or they will leave here. 536 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,779 At least, the Murray Hill Ripper 537 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,489 kept apart when I lived here. 538 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,951 [door closes] 539 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,244 Blow out your candles, Laura. 540 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,622 So, good night. 541 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,250 Oh. I'm very impressed. 542 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,670 It was very good. I also love the work. 543 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,297 I would see it without hesitation if it were an HBO miniseries. 544 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,758 Abby, this kind of acting It is changing my life. 545 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,219 It helps me see how good that I was about to abandon medicine. 546 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,845 It's fantastic. 547 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,806 Okay, do you want to go over it again? 548 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,684 Shall we wait for AJ? I told him he could read Gentleman Caller. 549 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,727 Yes, but you don't want to wait until 2 in the morning, 550 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,312 or until your appointment make her come home. 551 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,189 Okay, so yeah, let's do it. 552 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,024 I would like to tell you: "Have some character, AJ." 553 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,192 [giggles] You say you're a feminist, 554 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,443 and you let a man treat you like that? 555 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,320 TRUE. TRUE. 556 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,072 -You have... you have the first line. -Ah. 557 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,532 -[door opens and closes] -[AJ] Did they start without me? 558 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,034 I thought I was going to read Gentleman Caller. 559 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,995 It's just that we didn't know When were you going to come back? 560 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,830 Yes, sorry. It's just that Abby said... 561 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,250 Eh... never mind. 562 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,918 -Let's start from the beginning. -No. 563 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,211 What did Abby say? 564 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,672 [chuckles] I just said that since your schedules 565 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,966 They are based on whims of the man you see, 566 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,759 We didn't know when you would come home. 567 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,886 See, Kel? This is what we have been talking about. 568 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,179 Have they been talking about me? 569 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,390 Yes that's how it is. Kel and I feel 570 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,726 that you could judge less and support more. 571 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,936 Ah! [giggles] That's very interesting, Kel, 572 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,896 because we have been talking about how A.J. 573 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,441 I may be a little deluded in their relationship. 574 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,942 Do you really believe that, Kel? 575 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,486 That friends should support each other? 576 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,113 Which side are you on, Kel? 577 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,948 [Abby] Yeah, pick a side, Kel. 578 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,491 I'm not on either side, okay? 579 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,118 Because you two are being very... 580 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,622 and I only say this because I can't find another word, 581 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,041 -bitches. -[muffled screams from both] 582 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,417 -[snorts] -Excuse me? 583 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,252 You didn't just call us bitches. 584 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,796 I didn't want to do it, but they led me to that. 585 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,381 Why don't you talk about it among yourselves? 586 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,675 Ah! Ah! I'm sorry. The little clown 587 00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,510 who was kicked out from your apartment 588 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,137 tells us how to live? 589 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,930 They didn't kick me out, I left. 590 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,557 We get your ass off the street. 591 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,601 -[knocking on the door] -[Davis] Hello, we are Davis and Josh. 592 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,061 Go away! 593 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,148 K-Kel, we are very sorry. 594 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:08,692 We do not recognize or respect everything you do 595 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,861 -for our home and friendship. -Apology accepted. 596 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,782 Thank you for your hospitality. 597 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,950 But his bathroom is a disaster. Nobody needs so many creams. 598 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,619 [both] They are serums! 599 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,834 [ambient street noise] 600 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,087 -I'm sorry. -No, I'm sorry. 601 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,005 I should have saved myself my opinions for me. 602 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,049 No, you were right. And that drove me 603 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,759 to really say what I want. 604 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:38,388 I told Bill that he deserved more, and he invited me on a real date. 605 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,140 -Wait, when? -He wrote to me earlier. 606 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,934 -[muffled scream] -But I wanted to clarify things 607 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,561 -before telling you. -Well, tell me exactly what he said. 608 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,980 He said he's going to ask me out on a date, and let's meet in the center. 609 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,316 -[soft gasp] -He sent me an address. 610 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,653 Oh my God! A surprise date last minute downtown? 611 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,197 I'm going to make you look very sexy. 612 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,659 And, you know, if you wanted to pay me a styling fee, 613 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,786 -I wouldn't say no. -Wait, why? 614 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,831 I've had the worst week. 615 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,457 I promise to tell you everything, 616 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,001 but you must promise me Do not wear a tie on your date. 617 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:10,546 I think ties are chic, but oh well. 618 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,548 -Mm! -[AJ laughs] 619 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,634 [♪ jazz music plays] 620 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:23,767 Seriously, nothing happened with Abby while you lived there? 621 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,686 No, friend. He didn't like me. 622 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,062 -[Josh complaining] -[Kel clicks his tongue] 623 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,314 Well we're glad to have you back where you belong. 624 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,276 -Right in the gap of the sofa. -I love being back. 625 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,778 But before putting on the movie, Let's fix some ground rules. 626 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,699 They will recognize that my work is real, even if it's temporary, 627 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,076 and that the performance It is a noble profession 628 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,078 that saves so many lives like that of a doctor. 629 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,955 That? No. Seriously, man. 630 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,208 How about we agree to save as many lives as investment banking? 631 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,918 Good. 632 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,629 Now, let's look at Big, and we will all agree 633 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,215 in which it is also problematic, but oh well. 634 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,425 Well, okay. 635 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,552 I like the piano scene. 636 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,304 And the boy thing is a little strange. 637 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,223 [movie starts playing] 638 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:12,566 [Kel] Hi Kate, what are you doing later? 639 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,901 Do you want to go out? 640 00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,277 [message whistle] 641 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,867 [♪ upbeat music plays] 642 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,124 -Wow. -[AJ] Wow? 643 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,459 Why wow? 644 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,877 Are you going somewhere after this? 645 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,087 No. Why? And you? 646 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,964 No. No. Sorry. 647 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,760 Sorry. You look amazing. 648 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:44,431 I'm worried that you are too elegant. 649 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,266 Because? Where are we going? 650 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,438 -Ah. -Yeah. [giggles] 651 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,857 -Ah, good! -[laughing] 652 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:54,942 -Well? -Yeah. 653 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:56,109 -Are you OK? -Brilliant. 654 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,736 [both laughing] 655 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,154 [♪ Nouvelle Vague singing "I Melt with You"] 656 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:03,033 ♪♪ 657 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,409 [AJ laughs] 658 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:11,500 ♪♪ 659 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,252 This is very exciting. 660 00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,129 I didn't know Staten Island It had good restaurants. 661 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,383 Actually, we'll eat here. 662 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:20,467 That? 663 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,346 -What the hell is this? -It's a PBandJ sandwich. 664 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,766 Bill, no... I don't want to eat. 665 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,643 homemade sandwiches on a ferry. 666 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,770 It's like the beginning from an episode of SVU. 667 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,606 Well, I know it's not the most glamorous thing, but let me explain to you. 668 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,026 I lived in Staten Island 669 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,028 when I moved to the city from Oklahoma. 670 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,865 And I took the ferry to go to work. 671 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:47,411 I hated how poor I was. and the clothes he wore, 672 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,079 and I just wanted to hurry and get to that part 673 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,330 where he was successful. 674 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,707 But this? 675 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,918 This was the best part of the day. 676 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,879 Contemplating the city and all the promises it contains. 677 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,173 No matter how difficult everything else was... 678 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,260 I always looked forward to it. 679 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,307 Okay, I take back what I said. 680 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:09,558 [giggles] 681 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,563 Actually, I never told him this to no one. 682 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,775 Hey, are we dating? 683 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,277 Yes, obviously. 684 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,156 Yes, but are you looking data across a broad spectrum? 685 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,659 What exactly are you asking me? 686 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,579 Do you want to date other people? 687 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,915 You make me not want to do it. 688 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,170 [♪ "Dance Yrself Clean" plays by LCD Soundsystem] 689 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:45,052 ♪♪ 690 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:48,805 ♪♪ 691 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:49,890 [plates bang] 692 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:54,561 ♪♪ 693 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,317 Ah, damn. 694 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,237 ♪♪ 695 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:08,617 ♪♪ 696 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:18,710 ♪♪ 697 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:27,511 ♪♪ 698 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:37,020 ♪♪ 699 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,275 [♪ music fades] 700 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,360 [voice] Go to bed. 701 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,366 [♪ fanfare plays]